{"id":167,"date":"2009-07-16T13:12:37","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T20:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/?p=167"},"modified":"2010-10-02T18:56:09","modified_gmt":"2010-10-03T01:56:09","slug":"creeping-crawlies-and-contact-mics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/2009\/07\/16\/creeping-crawlies-and-contact-mics\/","title":{"rendered":"Creeping Crawlies and Contact Mics"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_275\" style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-275\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-275\" title=\"Contact Mic: Self Portrait\" src=\"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/cMicSelfPort.jpg\" alt=\"Full-Contact Audio: Contact microphones are cheap, fun, and beg for questionable uses.\" width=\"580\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/cMicSelfPort.jpg 580w, https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/cMicSelfPort-290x85.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-275\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Full-Contact Audio: Contact microphones are cheap, fun, and beg for questionable uses.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>There are <a title=\"Warning: Ick factor ahead!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.agf.gov.bc.ca\/cropprot\/jbeetle.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Japanese beetle larvae <\/a>living in my planter boxes. When we turn the soil, we sometimes unearth over a hundred at a time. We usually dig them out, leave them in a shallow bowl, and the local birds have a feast. I always wondered what disgusting critters that small sounded like, crawling around in a big ol&#8217; pile.<\/p>\n<p>This seemed like a job for contact microphones, the small little piezo elements that detect vibrations through objects rather than through the air. You can make your own for less than $5, but being a complete soldering nimrod, I ordered two hand-built, XLR-equipped and <a title=\"Visit PlastiDip.com! No, really! 1,001 uses!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.plastidip.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Plasti-Dipped<\/a> contact microphones from Jeff Thompson at\u00c2\u00a0<a title=\"Visit Jeff at ContactMics.com!\" href=\"http:\/\/contactmics.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">ContactMics.com<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0I jammed \u00c2\u00a0one of them into this slowly writhing mass. <em>Totally gross<\/em>. However, the sound was not at all as I had expected: crisp, brittle, and not <em>that<\/em> slimy. Since I&#8217;ve just recontextualized what this sound is, you&#8217;ll probably get all creeped out anyway. So enjoy. (Sorry about the ground loop hum, I was in a hurry and didn&#8217;t properly troubleshoot&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>[soundcloud url=&#8221;http:\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/5763920&#8243; params=&#8221;show_comments=true&#038;auto_play=false&#038;color=ee0000&#8243; width=&#8221;100%&#8221; height=&#8221;81&#8243; ]<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #999999;\">[Piezo contact microphone into Sound Devices 702]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contact mics and writhing insectoid creatures. What&#8217;s not to like?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,7,134],"tags":[19,10,20,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":48,"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1835,"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/1835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noisejockey.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}